Pissing on her flowers……


A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
once in a
While a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “ Where did you get all that
money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next
to a Golf course.

A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right
into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my
hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence,
I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or
off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!
Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays.”

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One thought on “Pissing on her flowers……

  1. Very funny. (well,I thought so).

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